Inside Goop’s Valentine’s Day gift guide: $780 naughty dice, a $10,000 ‘lingerie experience’ and more wild finds

Perhaps Gwyneth Paltrow’s love language is gift giving.

Goop dropped its annual Valentine’s Day gift guide this week, filled with over-the-top present picks ranging from a $3,650 Louis Vuitton jewelry case to an $870 horse necklace for “horse girls with high expectations.”

She wasn’t horsing around when it came to picking steamier items, either. In addition to multiple vibrators and a $10,000 “custom lingerie design experience” at Fleur du Mal, the list includes Kiki de Montparnasse’s $780 Joue Avec Moi Dice — a set of four sterling silver dice, each engraved with various intimate prompts.

But if the suggestive present is a bit too dicey for what you have in mind, never fear. The list also includes a handful of (slightly) more affordable items we’d actually buy, from buzzy jewelry to a “modern love potion.”

Get ready to kiss your Valentine (or simply protect your pucker from winter weather) with this unique lip balm locket.

Heaven Mayhem’s statement-making earrings are a Hollywood staple, spotted on everyone from Alix Earle to Emily Ratajkowski.

Wearing your heart on your sleeve (or your necklace) this year? This angular pendant is actually a waterproof vibrator.

Goop called this peach, magnolia and musk blend “the closest thing we know to a modern love potion.”

Love at first sight? Depending on what you’re in the mood for, this gel liner can create either a fine wing or a smudged, sultry look.

Forget strawberries and chocolate, go for a berry-hued lip tint instead. (While this balm might look black, it’s actually a sheer berry color on the lips.)

If the $10,000 custom lingerie experience isn’t quite in your budget, consider Goop’s other favorite lace look.

For something with a bit more coverage, these silk pajamas are an everyday luxury.

Whether you’re purchasing one for yourself or for the light of your life, this red-light nightlight is designed to support a healthy circadian rhythm.

These pretty placemats would be the perfect finishing touch for a Galentine’s Day tablescape.

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This article was written by Hannah Southwick, Commerce Associate Editor for Page Six. Hannah spies deals on actually affordable celebrity-worn styles, puts celebrities’ brands to the test and finds the beauty products that keep stars red carpet-ready. She consults stylists and industry pros — including celebs themselves — for firsthand product recommendations, trend predictions and more. In addition to writing for Page Six since 2020, her work has been featured in USA Today and Parade.